幽默小故事

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Like a Straw1像个吸管

There were these two not so bright guys who had to get across the desert.Since they didn’t have enough money for a car， they decided to buy a camel2.

The camel dealer3 told them that the camel would get them across the desertif they made sure he was full of water before they left. They took the camel downto the water hole， but the camel would not drink. So finally the first guy says，“Ihave an idea. Why don’t I hold his head down in the water and you suck4 on hisbutt5？ That way the water will be drawn up into him like a straw.”The secondguy thought about this for a while and did what the first guy said.

After a while the first guy asks，“Well， is it working？”

The second guy said， “I think it is going to work， but you have to pick hishead up just a little because I’m just getting mud.”

有两个不太聪明的人要横穿沙漠。（剩余1591字）